It’s getting warmer in Baguio. We’ve had another disappointing week with no investigators at church. We had a couple random less actives, but no investigators. My companion is good and we're getting along really well. We made some goals to improve. So hopefully things will go better next week!
Anyway, our week was really slow. We had a couple good lessons with people...had a powerful lesson with the less active member who doesn't like Mormons (she even once tricked the missionaries into drinking coffee then called them hypocrites to their face). One of our investigators finally accepted a baptismal invitation (no date yet). We had a good lesson with our new investigator, but then she didn't come to church. Hopefully we can help her progress. She really wants to know the truth but she says she's always busy so she can't come to church... the usual excuses.
Last Monday, I got my haircut…just a couple inches. The Filipino men were absolutely intrigued with my eyes and hair and skin and the fact that I could speak Tagalog. Literally there were 5 guys huddled around me while I got my haircut asking me all kinds of questions. The man who cut my hair asked me where I was from, then asked me if I knew Lady Gaga or had met her, then asked me if I believed she was the Anti-Christ. Haha
I almost died last week. I am not exaggerating at all. We decided we wanted to go find where the Iglesia church is by our house. We’ve only seen the signs, but never actually seen the church. So we dart down this little path by a cliff thing. I’m confidently walking in front of my companion. All of a sudden, this GIANT black fluffy dog charges at us. It is snarling and sprinting straight towards us. It was probably more the size of a small bear than a dog. Not kidding! We’ve named it the BDB (Bear Dog Beast). Anyways, I dart behind this little wall and it just flies past me towards my companion. So I am sort of crouching behind this wall thing that there is exactly only room for one person back there because it is right by the cliff. My companion is slowly backing away and the dog is going crazy. We both went into survival mode. We had our bags off and I was ready to bash it in the head with my Book of Mormon. The dog totally had me trapped behind the wall. Sister Smith and I tried to devise a plan with our eyes. She was trying to climb up this wall thing. haha. Finally this woman came out and called it off and we had time to run away. Right when I came out from my hiding place though, it charged again. So I just yelled at it and acted like I was going to come at it and it ran away. It was probably one of the most terrifying experiences of my whole mission.
We think an Iglesia member probably saw us coming and set it on us. They hate Mormons. They apparently talk directly about us in their churches. This Iglesia girl randomly invited us to church the other day. We said no and she was just begging us, "Please! Please! Just once! Just come and see!" yeah...I don't think so...
On Saturday, we were teaching our recent convert. Then all of her family who is LDS wanted us to stay and eat some food because it was someone's birthday. So, they load our plates up with pansit and cake. Then they pause over the dinugohan (blood dish) and say, "Oh, you Americans won't want that." For some reason, I then decided that I wanted to win these people over. I was even cracking all of my best Ilocano jokes (which are very very limited). So I say, "Of course I do! Dinugohan is delicious! Dish me up some!" So this man (his name is Toots. Awesome, right? Make sure to tell Jack) loads my plate up with blood. Soo much! Heaps! I start to eat it... it's really cold and the meat inside the blood was unidentifiable. There was for sure goat, liver, and something else that I don't know and the blood was so grainy. So I had to force myself to eat all of it. I was mixing it with my pansit and swallowing as quickly as possible. Meanwhile I was saying a prayer to help me not gag. After that we had to go proselyte to our most hilly place with all of the stairs. Thought I was going to throw up the whole time.
I know a tiny but of Ilocano…iwan ti quarta (I have no money), agkaragdag tayo (let's pray), basit lang (just a little bit). Things like that.
I just went to this really cool place right before this. It’s called Minesview. There’s an awesome view and then you can dress up in these Igorot costumes. I look awesome! They tried to just give me this dumb little flower thing to hold at Minesview. I said, "Excuse me, but could I please have the spear and shied?" much better!
Yesterday at church was ridiculous. The third hour was combined and the lesson was on the priesthood. The bishop says, "Oh, well there is this crazy group of women in Salt Lake that are demanding the priesthood.... what has the world come to..." then it turns into this giant bash of American women! All the Filipinas are like, "Oh, we know our place. Those American women are just so demanding and rude and all this stuff... meanwhile this man next to me keeps saying in my ear, "Stand up! Defend your culture! Don’t let them treat you like that!" Everyone was freaking out. Then the super strict stake presidency member (the one that makes us address the Deacon’s president as "president") is saying all this crazy stuff. Like this, "YOU CANNOT GET TO THE CELESTIAL KINGDOM WITHOUT YOUR BISHOP!" (Say that in your head with a Filipino accent. Way funnier). Then he says, "And you missionaries! I don't care how good you are! You don't have the authority to baptize without the bishop!" it was so crazy. Then one of the sisters makes this joke about how the husbands hold the keys, but the wives turn the keys. Everyone laughed at the comic relief, and then the guy just freaked out and gave us this other big lecture. I was trying not to laugh the whole time. Imagine everyone yelling at each other during church, but amp it up about 10 times, and add all of the miscommunications coming from Filipinos trying to speak in English…pretty funny stuff!
I didn't say anything. I didn't want to throw myself into that big mess!
I just got an update on my investigator in San Fernando that is getting baptized soon. His family is coming to his baptism! They are driving from Baguio to go to it. They used to hate us and not want him to get baptized. Hooray! It sounds like he's very excited for his baptism.
Some interesting people sightings:
Yesterday at church there was a man from Pocatello who graduated from IF high school who owned a business in Boise. He looks like the prospector from toy story. That was weird. I don't know why Pocatello was there. But like every other old white man in the Philippines, he was with a young gorgeous Filipina.
I have found the Filipino version of Uncle Bob. Brother O….he's older, healthy (he even runs marathons), he's a very deep thinker, and he says the same things that Uncle Bob would say. They kind of even look similar. Bad news though, the Jehovah witness missionaries have been teaching him. Someone might want to check up on Uncle Bob...




















