Birds Phlying in my room

We watched conference this week. Probably my favorite talk in the whole conference was the one by that guy from Ukraine [Elder Jörg Klebingat]. I also really loved Elder Bednar's talk. I wish we had more investigators there to hear it. I was going to ask you what’s going on in the world because it seemed like conference had a huge amount of talks about following the prophet. Also, Elder Andersen's talk was interesting. Sister J and I have been trying to figure out what is going on in the world based on the subjects of conference talks.

This week was good. We had a great week. We now have 7 ibds [investigator’s with baptism dates]. We found this giant family that might be kind of golden. There are so many people living there and they really want to be baptized. Hopefully things work out there. We’ve just taught them twice, but we have only been able to teach a couple of the family members because everyone is always at work and stuff. But their dad wants the whole family to be baptized. I’m not really sure…because he hasn't really read the Book of Mormon yet so I don't know how he has a testimony or why he wants to get baptized. We’ll see how things go there. They said they were going to come to church, but they didn't.

Anyway, the work is going pretty good here. Last week we reached the standard of excellence in every category and we have the 7 investigators with baptism dates. (Sorry, I know that these statistics aren't interesting if you're not a missionary). Our next baptism is set for November 8. There are still a lot of obstacles with some of these investigators ... including getting them married and living the Word of Wisdom.

Here are a couple of weird stories. A couple of days ago, I had just stepped out of the shower and I was walking into the room to change. I was only wearing my towel. When I walked in the door, I found 3 birds flying around the room! I screamed at the top of my lungs, slammed the door shut (almost losing my towel in the process). Then 3 other missionaries all came running. My companion got the birds out of the room (I have no idea how, I was too busy hiding in a different room). So good thing my companion is awesome.

Here’s another weird story for the week. So here's some background to the story. Besides our apartment, there are 4 other sisters in Agoo. They were on exchanges so the whole apartment was Americans. Anyway, at about 11:15 at night one night last week, I’m sleeping and then I hear all these people yelling my name out the window. I go outside in my nightgown and I see the 4 sisters and their district leader and his companion. I’m hoping the elders didn't notice I was in my nightgown. So, I let all the sisters in and they tell me this story of how they are locked out and they tried everything they could to get in. They and their district leader and everyone had used everything from bobby pins to spatulas to knives to credit cards to get into their apartment. No luck. In the process of them trying to break in, somehow the neighbors got really freaked out. haha, It's this sweet little Filipino family and then this herd of 4 Americans sisters and 2 Samoan elders trying to break into the sisters’ apartment. Then the apartment neighbors called their friends to come rescue them. So all these people apparently showed up on a trike…with two men standing on the back holding swords and other weapons. hahah. So then the missionaries do their best to explain the situation and then the barangay police got involved. haha, it was just a mess apparently. So finally they come over to our apartment so they can sleep. So I gave them some food because they hadn't eaten in a few hours. I gave them all some clothes to sleep in. Then we shoved my bed next to my companion’s bed and I slept with my companion and two sisters slept in my bed and one sister slept on the couch and another sister slept on the floor in a bed made out of my clothes. The funniest thing about all of this is that my companion just slept through all of it. She just rolled over and put her pillow over her head. She said she woke up for a second when I was upstairs getting everyone clothes. Only one of the sisters was downstairs and my companion just asks "Where's Sister Mortell?" "She's upstairs" then she just goes back to sleep. haha, She doesn't even care that there are like 10 million people in our apartment. So I hardly slept that night because things were pretty crowded. A locksmith came in the morning, so all is well now.

 

Have a good week. Love you.

 

We just thought it was funny to put that picture of me looking so mad with that little poster.

 

 

Baptisms, Phootball, and a Phrog

We had a couple of baptisms on Saturday. It was great. We were very nervous because the ward did not communicate very well. As of Friday night there were no speakers, no program, and no one knew where all the baptismal clothes went. So we showed up early on Saturday to figure everything out and the branch had everything perfectly under control. I was pleasantly surprised. This lady from the other branch even brought a cute little table display thing. They were so happy at their baptism. Sister J cried and gave a great testimony. Her husband was very happy. Their son gave a cute little testimony even though he is shy. Elder G baptized them.

This week was a lot of ups and downs as far as missionary work goes. The baptism was a major up and outweighed all the downs. Yesterday we learned of a lot of problems with 2 of our investigators... I’m not sure if they're going to get baptized anytime soon. We’ll work on it. That was definitely a down.

 

Another up...Sister A in Baguio was baptized last weekend!

We will watch general conference this weekend. We were supposed to watch the relief society thing on Saturday, but they announced the wrong time so everyone showed up with only 30 minutes left. Also, after the women’s thing on Saturday, the BYU/Utah state game just popped up on the screen. We tried not to watch it, but it was there just blasting in the chapel. We watched for about 10 seconds. I’m pretty sure all the members were confused because when we saw the score all the kids from BYU freaked out and the one Sister who went to Utah State started to cheer on her team. So that was a weird little flashback. I felt like I was at home just listening to a BYU football game. That then started to make everyone freak out about their future plans because they started thinking about going back to school and the real world. I've been removed from the world for over a year.

Anyway, we went to San Fernando last week for new missionary training. Best part? We got there an hour early so we went to McDonalds for breakfast. Yes, I’ve changed. An egg McMuffin was the best thing I’ve eaten in 7 weeks!

Things are going fine in training. My companion loves being a missionary, loves proselyting, is obedient (although some rules she is just unaware of, but once I tell her she’s fine with it), knows Tagalog, and isn’t homesick. So things are good.

We have someone do our laundry for us. Except I think she might hate me because she always charges me more than everyone else (ok, only sometimes). I actually think I just have more clothes than the others because I don't like wearing dirty, sweaty clothes. But I’m just glad I don't have to do my laundry myself.

A couple nights ago we fell asleep and there was a frog in our apartment but we were too tired to get it out. When we woke up, it was laying on the floor…dead. So weird! When I finished cleaning up the frog, I opened the door and had two cockroaches fly at my face as I started to gag on the smell coming from the water/drain in the bathroom. Yep, agoo is just like camping. Then I spent the morning pouring permatox everywhere and finding more and more piles of ants everywhere... and we told one of our families the frog story and they concluded that it was most likely killed by a rat (which is very likely). Then they told us to make sure and not walk barefoot inside the house because rats carry this communicable disease in their urine that can make you really sick if it gets in an open wound. So, my conclusion is that I’m just glad I’m in this area at this point in my mission, because I would have died if this was my first area haha!

 

Oh, also last week, someone told me I looked like Jennifer Garner. Haha. Then the same person told another missionary that she looked like this UFC champion. He showed us a picture. She was kind of pretty but also terrifying!

Lately, the weather has been hot and there has been very little rain. The Christmas decorating was well underway when I arrived in Agoo 7 weeks ago.

Love you! Have a good week.

Gorgeous Sunset in Agoo!

 



We Pheel Like We're Camping

Here's the news from transfers.  Sister Glori got transferred to Baguio. Sister Dial got transferred to.... AGOO 1st BRANCH! That's right, we're in the same branch and she lives next door. And I'm... training! My companion is Sister Caveli from Negros Oriental something (it's by Cebu).

 

Sister J and her son passed their interview! Hooray! I’m so happy for them. 

 

Things are going pretty well. I can't imagine training a foreigner, because it's kind of hard training a Filipina. It is funny though. She speaks Visaya. Of course, she also speaks Tagalog, but she doesn't know a lot of words in Tagalog. She is very kind. She just turned 19 in the MTC. She’s probably the youngest sister in the mission. And I just got done being companions with the oldest sister in the mission. Training is going well. I kind of feel a lot of weight on my shoulders... it's like I am doing literally everything, but it's good. It’s helpful that she knows Tagalog.

Sister Dial and I now get to run every morning. It's also good because Sister Smith is still next door and her companion is her MTC companion, Sister Morrill. So it's pretty fun. I have actually felt pretty calm and confident about being a trainer. I just am trying to remember how hard the first few weeks of the mission are. I am very impressed with my companion. She has great questions that she asks investigators and whatnot. I still do about 95% of the lesson, but she is way better than I was when I got here. I still play the piano a lot.

Sister Dial and I are freaking out that we're coming home so soon... part of me is excited to come home and see you and go back to BYU and everything but I’m also really sad to stop being a missionary. I woke up a couple days ago and started to cry because I don't want to quit being a missionary.

Life is just the same here... run around teaching lessons, try to get people to come to church, some show up, some don't. haha. We had a good lesson with Sister M. We taught her the law of chastity. She's not married. The lesson went really well and she really accepted it. That was a little stressful teaching law of chastity completely on my own. But it went well.

Nothing too terrible happened this week... just the usual rats, cockroaches, ants crawling on me nonstop, smelly water. Same as always! One of the new sisters in Agoo keeps freaking out though and saying that Agoo makes her feel like she's always camping. It’s true. Oh, recently I have developed the skill of getting ready very quickly. Now I can get completely ready including shower, dress and everything in about 7 minutes. You learn so much on your mission! haha

My time is up! Love you all. Have a wonderful week.

 

 Baguio

 

 Interesting Jeepney

 

 So cute!

 

 Love these girls!

 

Sister Dial is in Agoo!

More Phoul Things and Typhoons

Well, let me just start off by telling you that the worst experience of my entire mission happened this week (ok, that's a slight exaggeration). But it was pretty bad. We had just finished an investigator lesson. We had taught the wife 2 or 3 times and it was our first time teaching the husband. All through the lesson, their brother-in-law or something kept walking back and forth holding a giant rooster in his hands. It was the kind they use for cock fighting. Pretty common, I’m used to people holding their roosters and taking them everywhere. No big deal. Then right when the husband said the closing prayer, the rooster leaps onto my upper back! It latches it huge talons into my back and starts to flap around and freak out. It was flapping all over my hair and on my head! I slid out of my chair onto the ground in an effort to get away from the huge bird. Then the guy half-dove over the chair and finally was able to catch the rooster! My hair was all tangled from the flapping of its giant wings. Everyone thought that was pretty funny. They all just laughed. Luckily I laughed too... I brushed it off pretty well, but as soon as we got home I ripped off my shirt and right after nightly planning I washed my hair very, very thoroughly. Sister Smith just laughed and said that could only happen to me because of my hatred of birds.

So far in the Philippines a rooster has attacked me, a chicken has pooped on my head, several children have tinkled on my leg, this morning we found lizard poop in our rice, I sweep up the rat poop upstairs almost every day and every day I go back and there’s more... ok, I better start a new topic now...

Good news! Sister A (the lady we found tracting in Baguio) passed her baptismal interview and will be baptized on Saturday!

October 4 is still the day Sister J (age 32) and her 11 year-old son will be baptized. Sister J’s husband is a returned less active brother. We are just making sure everything is set and they will have their baptismal interview on Saturday. We still have some stuff we need to teach them. They recently changed it so now we have to teach lesson 5 out of Preach My Gospel before someone can get baptized too. They are doing great though. It’s kind of hard to make sure that the 11 year-old is ready. We have to teach things pretty simply.

There was another typhoon... we missed quite a bit of proselyting time on Friday and Saturday. The zone leaders made everyone go home. It was very boring just sitting there at the apartment. This typhoon wasn't nearly as bad as the last one though. As soon as we were allowed to get out we ran around and taught lessons like crazy while the weather lasted.

Once again Sacrament meeting attendance took a huge hit because of the storm. People refuse to leave their house when it's raining. Also, I feel very sad because I feel like everyone has been having all these problems lately. The other sisters in our ward have investigators who were kicked out of their house and are now living under a bridge. They have 8 kids. They also have investigators that had to stop all their kids’ education because they can't afford transportation to the school. I just feel so sad for them. People in our area have been having lots of problems too. A lot of people’s houses flooded pretty badly... the water was probably as tall as Maddy [5’2”].

Our apartment is pretty elevated so it was fine. Although the other sisters’ apartment next door had their desks and beds soaked from rain coming in somehow through the windows and like seeping through the ceiling and walls.

One of our other investigators that used to always be drunk is doing well. Too bad she didn't come to church. We taught her the Word of Wisdom. She just readily accepted it and committed to live it. She hasn't drunk in almost a month, but she smokes. But she's already cut it from 2 packs a day to 5 sticks... so hopefully we'll get that figured out. I was about to extend a baptismal date to her and then a thought popped into my head in the lesson that I should make sure she isn't a special case... turns out she and her "husband" aren't married. Too bad. So we can't extend a baptismal date until they decide to get married... but she has been reading like crazy and she is doing great.

There are lots of problems before people get baptized... and alcohol and cigarettes are extremely popular in The Philippines, as is living with people before marriage.

I don't like this. Right now people are waiting for computers and there are all these teenagers looking at my screen hovering around waiting for me to be finished.

Also, Brother Romero still writes me all the time. He wrote this poem about his conversion and stuff. Very sweet.

Love you! I’m out of time. Have a great week.

 

 

 

[More Photos from Baguio]

 

Things are Phine after Typhoon Luis

Hello family! I missed e-mailing you yesterday. Yes, power was out for a long time because of the storm and internet didn't start working in Agoo until this morning. So we are allowed to email you today. We were hoping President would e-mail our parents and say we will e-mail tomorrow, but apparently not. We thought maybe all of our parents would think we were killed by the typhoon haha.

Anyway, on Sunday there was a big storm. We had church with no power. Dark room, really hot, and nobody could hear because there wasn't a microphone and rain was pouring down. But it was ok. We only had 5 investigators come to church on Sunday. Church attendance was about cut in half because of the storm. Filipinos also have this weird thing where they refuse to do anything outside if it's raining. They don't want to get sick. I don't really understand that.

Then we went out to work and right when we were about to go to our first appointment the zone leaders texted and said go home immediately... you know how when it rains it seems like someone is sprinkling water from the sky or even a watering pot? This was just like someone dumped out a huge bucket of water. It was raining so hard and there was lots of wind. When we went outside on Monday morning, it kind of felt like when Kolipoki and the gang go outside after the big storm and everything is ruined... except of course much less dramatic. There are lots of trees down and some people’s houses were damaged, but everything is good. Yesterday we went out for p-day. Haha, missionaries were the only people outside. It was like this creepy ghost town.

Everything is fine here... we hung out at the beach for a couple hours yesterday…that was fun. Well, first we went to this part of the beach that was by all these houses. It’s kind of like a little shanty town sort of thing on the beach. We had to walk through the houses in flood water almost to our knee to get there... so the beach was pretty dirty…a lot of trash and the ocean was a little brown because of the storm. But then we walked up the beach a bit and it was really pretty. We had a great time just relaxing and watching the waves and eating rambutan (our favorite fruit).

The conference in Baguio was good. I didn’t have time to go to the store, but we did stop and get a hamburger so that was delicious and Sister Jackson is going to buy me some peanut butter and jam and send it to me, so everything will be ok. It was really good to see Sister Tune and Sister Dial. I miss Sister Tune. She was such a great companion. I was also pretty sad, because I realized that this could possibly be the last time I ever see her... she goes home in November. [Sister Tune is from Kiribati.] Also, good news from Sister Tune! Remember Alicia? We found her through tracting? She's getting baptized in 2 weeks! Hooray.

Let me tell you a little bit about our investigators. The H family is doing great. J and D are on track for baptism. They are so sweet. J has been reading like 5 chapters of the Book of Mormon a day and she said she usually has to repeat it because she sometimes doesn't understand it the first time. I am very excited for October 4. We’re teaching them the Law of Chastity later today. I’m not looking forward to teaching that to an 11 year-old boy. Oh well. Also, do you know about our other investigator with a baptism date? I can't remember what I told you about her, but we found out some more of her story. So she can't read, because she never went to school because she was abandoned by her parents and then adopted and then the adoptive parents were horrible people. Then they sold her to a prostitution club thing but she somehow escaped. So that's crazy. I can't believe the problems here. I feel really bad for her. She and her live-in partner are both going to be baptized but they need to get married first. Sadly marriage is really expensive here, so they still have to earn enough money to get married. Their baptismal date is up in the air right now. We are going to re-extend it this week. Brother M is set to be baptized October 25, and Sister J and Brother D are set for October 4.  

Sister Glori and I are getting along well. She did get a little bit mad at me yesterday though. I had a couple vegetables in the fridge that I had forgotten to eat, and they were bad so I threw them away (one cucumber and one large carrot). She told me that people here are starving and I’m just letting food go to waste. That’s kind of sad. She told me this story about how when she was little, like age 10, she had to work so that her family could have food. She would make coconut juice and go and sell it at cock-fighting events so that her family could have food that day.

I also had exchanges in Bauang on Wednesday with Sister Tanner. This is now the 3rd time I’ve been on exchanges with her. It was good. I think I like Agoo better than Bauang though. While I was on exchanges, I was riding on the back of the trike. The trike driver was just zipping along and then bam! He ran over a dog. He didn't even slow down. No mercy. I yelled, and I could hear someone screaming. I thought it was Sister Tanner at first, but then I realized it was the dog. Meanwhile, Sister Tanner was on the inside of the trike and the window was blocked so she didn't know what happened. She was freaking out because she thought it was a person.

Also, it's really funny because in San Fernando there is a limit on the number of people on a trike. It’s usually 3 or 4 people. In Agoo there's no limit. So sometimes there are 5 inside the side car, 2 on the back plus the driver and two standing on the back of the trike, one standing on the other side of the trike and a few times I’ve even seen people on top. Then the trike has to go so slow because it is so weighed down.

Things are going well here in Agoo. Going back to Baguio made me miss it a little bit though

 

I'm about out of time. It is time for me to go to district meeting. Love you! Have a great week! I’m glad I got to email you.

 

 [Ally on a trike--They apparently can hold many people.]

 

 

[Ally and Alicia (She's getting baptized in 2 weeks.)]

 

 

 [Pictures from Baguio]

 

 

No news Phrom the Philippines

[Editor's Note: We did not receive an email Sunday evening. Typhoon Luis made landfall on the northern part of the island of Luzon. We haven't heard anything from Allyson's mission, but two of the neighboring missions have reported that the storm was intense and there have been flooding and power outages from the heavy rain and strong winds. They expect to receive rain through Monday morning as Typhoon Luis moves out to sea and makes its way toward southern China. They also said to not worry if we do not receive an email from our missionary at the time we were expecting it.]

Goats and Phrogs

I am 100% fine now. Thanks for asking. One of the sisters in the other apartment might have dengue though... hopefully not. Sister G has been asking me to make mashed potatoes for her. I made some. They were pretty delicious.

I’m going to Baguio on Friday! We have a zone conference there. There’s a big mall there where they have all the food. Hopefully, we’ll have time to go there.

Since I’ve been in Agoo, I feel like I have been having culture shock all over again…especially since my companion isn't a foreigner. It’s very strange. This morning she asked me if I’ve ever been to Disneyland. Then she told me she really wants go there, but then she said it's possible only in her dreams. I just about cried. So sad! I also found out that only a couple years ago they got a concrete house. Before that it was bamboo.

Our investigators are doing ok. Right now our little golden stars are the H family. Brother R is less active, but he is coming back to church. His wife and 11 year-old son are going to be baptized on October 4. They are just such a cute happy family and I love them. The gospel is starting to make a good difference in their lives. I’m excited for their baptisms. We have 3 other investigators with a baptismal date. They have all sorts of problems that we are trying to work out. We just really don't know what to do with them. Our 20 year-old investigator has come to church 3 or 4 times now. He wants to be baptized. His baptism date is on October 25. We are still having some major problems though because he doesn't understand authority/priesthood/apostasy and stuff like that. So he wants to keep going to the Catholic Church even after he is baptized. So... we're working on that haha. He just makes everything very difficult for himself. He is very smart, but he just keeps confusing himself.

Our other investigator is always drunk and she has a lot of family problems and whatnot. She is drunk all the time. One time she came to church drunk and caused a whole big scene before I got here. But, we have now taught her twice when she isn't drunk. She hasn't been drinking that much lately. She is very smart and attentive in lessons. She has been really reading the Book of Mormon and she wants to be baptized. We had a great lesson with her the first time we taught her. The spirit was really strong and we just helped her understand that Heavenly Father loves her and understands her problems and talked about the difference the gospel can make in her life. It was great. We had been planning on teaching our other investigator that lives in her house that night. We were really praying that we would have the spirit and that we would be able to help our investigator, but he wasn't home and she was there, so we taught her instead. It turns out that she probably needed a lesson right then more than the investigator we were planning to teach that night.

I have noticed some really good things about this branch. It is much smaller than Pacdal ward, but I think it is great here. The branch president is very involved in things and so is the ward mission leader. The members love us and the members and missionaries are much more united. We have had a few service projects which is great. On Saturday we dug a canal for some less-active members and cleaned out their current canal. It was kind of gross, but it felt good to do some actual work. This week they have also been having free vaccinations for kids under age 6 in all the barangays. We helped with that. Our job was to hold the kid down while they put the shot in. That was pretty fun, except there were way too many helpers so it also involved a lot of sitting around. Elder R and I were laughing because we hardly got to do any work because there was so many people, but in three hours we also received 3 soft drinks, several cookies/crackers/treats, and a full on meal of grilled fish and these weird shrimp-like things that people eat. (The shrimp things are still alive and they are still wiggling. They just put vinegar on them and eat them. I didn’t try them.) Filipinos really are so hospitable.

Here's another funny little thing. The other day I was riding on the outside of a trike. My umbrella is the long stick kind. My umbrella was sticking out a little. All of a sudden I heard a thud. I looked back and realized that my umbrella had hit a goat…and it was pretty hard. Anyway, this goat was right by this irrigation canal thing that is mostly just stagnant water because it gets stuck in this one place and everyone throws their trash there. So it's like this black goop stuff full of trash. A couple hours later, we drove by again. I saw that the goat had somehow fallen into the canal thing and was trying to get out. It was just looking back and forth all confused and trying helplessly to get out. (My description makes this sound really sad, but it was actually really comical). It was just going baaah baahhh and looking around haha. Also, there was a man there just watching it and kind of laughing. Weird!

Don't worry though. When we drove by that spot again it was gone. I think it's too shallow, so I don't think it drowned. But I hope my thud from the umbrella didn't weaken the goat and cause it to fall into the canal!

Here’s a quick summary of my umbrellas on my mission. I used the missionary mall umbrella for about 3 transfers. Then I hated carrying it because it was too heavy and too big and couldn't fit through small spaces. So I bought a small one. I left it at an investigators house. I bought another one and after a while, I left it on a taxi. Then this all happened in one week-- bought one and it broke from the wind, bought another one in the same day and it got bent because I accidently stepped on it. So, I went back to the missionary mall one and then it finally just wore out and broke. It couldn't close anymore. Then, I used Sister T’s and then it got a leak in it. Then, I bought this purple one that is like a cane. It has now held up for about 5 weeks! Hooray!

Also, this was awful. This morning I was cleaning the kitchen and then a container of something fell over and knocked a glass container of ketchup and a glass container of fish sauce onto the ground. Fish sauce smells awful. Glass broke everywhere and the kitchen and I were covered in fish sauce and ketchup. We cleaned it up the best we could, but now our apartment smells a bit fishy haha. Also, yesterday morning I woke up and found a frog by my bed. What on earth? How did a frog get into my apartment? Also, we found two giant spiders in our apartment. The kind that are as big as my hand (I’m not exaggerating. I took a picture so you can see.) Sister S has a big fear of spiders. So, I captured one in a Tupperware container and gave it to her and told her I made some mashed potatoes for her. She opened it and freaked out and screamed and ran upstairs. It was hilarious. My companion got it on video.

So far, it hardly rains in Agoo…maybe only every 3 days or something and even then it's not that hard. In Baguio we were soaking wet every single day during rainy season.

 

My time is up. Have a great week! Love you!
 

 Sister Mortell and Sister Tune

 

Showing off my $1 Ray Bans

 

 Sister Mortell and Sister Dial